Gags 8

1. He loves getting letters through the post, it helps him remember his name.

2. He was one of the all time greats – voice grates, hairstyle grates.

3. Such a romantic. Falls in love every time he passes a mirror.

4. Drink has affected his memory, he can’t remember the last time he bought one.

5. Caught in a love triangle – himself and two mirrors.

6. This will all be new to you, electric lights and Christianity.

7. Its not the meaning of life that worries him, its the spelling.

8. A man of great modesty and humility. He told me so himself.

9. What can you say about a man who dreams that he’s married to Frank Bruno.

10. She said “I’ll call the village bobby” I said “You call the village Doris for all I care”

11. Best plastic surgeon hit me over the head and reduced the number of units I had left on my phone card.

12. Mugged by a starving vegetarian. Held a knife to my throat and stole all the lettuce from my kebab.

13. Got a split lip. My own fault for trying to play the alpenhorn when I was pissed.