Friday, 16 April 2010
Gags 7
1. When Pandora opened her box, Tony Blair was the first thing out.
2. When he hears the word ‘culture’ he immediately reaches for his dictionary
3. Roger Scruton, a man whose philosophy sticks in your throat, not in your mind
4. The Bill Oddie Home for the vertically underprivileged
5. If nature abhors a vacuum, why did she create one between Bush’s ears
6. Bush is descended from 3 famous Americans – Lincoln’s bodyguard, Custer’s lookout and Lindbergh’s babysitter
2. When he hears the word ‘culture’ he immediately reaches for his dictionary
3. Roger Scruton, a man whose philosophy sticks in your throat, not in your mind
4. The Bill Oddie Home for the vertically underprivileged
5. If nature abhors a vacuum, why did she create one between Bush’s ears
6. Bush is descended from 3 famous Americans – Lincoln’s bodyguard, Custer’s lookout and Lindbergh’s babysitter
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