Friday, 16 April 2010

Gags 7

1.    When Pandora opened her box, Tony Blair was the first thing out.

2.    When he hears the word ‘culture’ he immediately reaches for his dictionary

3.    Roger Scruton, a man whose philosophy sticks in your throat, not in your mind

4.    The Bill Oddie Home for the vertically underprivileged

5.    If nature abhors a vacuum, why did she create one between Bush’s ears

6.    Bush is descended from 3 famous Americans – Lincoln’s bodyguard, Custer’s lookout and Lindbergh’s babysitter

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