Sunday, 6 June 2010
Gags 27
1.What's the difference between Viv Richard and Cliff Richard. Cliff’s never bowled a maiden over.
2. The Archbishop of Canterbury behaved like a true chaplain, Charlie Chaplin
3. You can warn people about the dangers of asphyxiation until they’re blue in the face.
4. Marxism is in the dictionary next to Masochism and Masturbation.
5. He borrowed a book on Civil Disobedience and refused to return it to the library.
6. My three year old came out with two new words today – osmosis and Popocatapetl.
7. He was appointed to the chair of the paranormal – as he was about to sit in it, it moved.
8. Optimism is paying a second visit to the job centre.
9. He expressed his contempt for the Welfare State by getting the family planning officer pregnant.
10. Definition of a wasted youth – anyone on a Government Training Scheme.
11. In tomorrow’s Sun exclusive – the names are the same. Only the facts have been changed to protect the circulation.
2. The Archbishop of Canterbury behaved like a true chaplain, Charlie Chaplin
3. You can warn people about the dangers of asphyxiation until they’re blue in the face.
4. Marxism is in the dictionary next to Masochism and Masturbation.
5. He borrowed a book on Civil Disobedience and refused to return it to the library.
6. My three year old came out with two new words today – osmosis and Popocatapetl.
7. He was appointed to the chair of the paranormal – as he was about to sit in it, it moved.
8. Optimism is paying a second visit to the job centre.
9. He expressed his contempt for the Welfare State by getting the family planning officer pregnant.
10. Definition of a wasted youth – anyone on a Government Training Scheme.
11. In tomorrow’s Sun exclusive – the names are the same. Only the facts have been changed to protect the circulation.
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