Saturday, 15 May 2010
Gags 20
1. How to confuse your local vet – take your pet worm to the surgery and ask him to take its temperature.
2. Joined Open University and played truant by sending back empty envelopes.
3. Had his wrists pierced so he could wear cuff links in summer.
4. Gave superman a pair of water wings to help him fly when its raining.
5. In a school physics lesson the boy next to me proved Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and rose to the top of the class. I went one better. I disproved Newton’s Theory of Gravity and rose to the top of the building.
6. I had a surrealist childhood. The first word I uttered was Dada.
7. When I was a child I was colour prejudiced. I refused to eat green fruit gums.
2. Joined Open University and played truant by sending back empty envelopes.
3. Had his wrists pierced so he could wear cuff links in summer.
4. Gave superman a pair of water wings to help him fly when its raining.
5. In a school physics lesson the boy next to me proved Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and rose to the top of the class. I went one better. I disproved Newton’s Theory of Gravity and rose to the top of the building.
6. I had a surrealist childhood. The first word I uttered was Dada.
7. When I was a child I was colour prejudiced. I refused to eat green fruit gums.
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