Sunday, 11 April 2010

Gags 3 Famous People

1. Punk John Paul II – When visits a country gets down on his knees and starts butting the worms

2. Paul le Bocusier – architect of cuisine ponceur who said “a restaurant is a machine for making a bloody fortune”

3. Vera Lynn, the sweetfart of the horses

4. Leonard Cohen – transferred his Jewish guilt feelings by depressing a whole generation

5. If Sigmund Freud had been an astronomer would he have suffered from Venus envy?

6. Hitler runs a shop in Berlin selling Chris Farlowe memorabilia

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