Monday, 26 April 2010

Gags 12

1. Saving the Environment - When making Molotov cocktails we insist on lead free petrol.

2. What kind of Tory – a Suppository.

3. Private hospital special offers – set of 6 glasses with every hip replacement. Free membership of the Labour Party with every frontal lobotomy.

4. Pastille Day – demonstrate a commitment to liberty by sucking sweets.

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