Thursday, 22 April 2010
Gags 10
1. When I go to see an Alan Aykbourn play I do tend to stand out from the crowd. I’m the only one wearing a gas mask.
2. I was invited to Balmoral to entertain the Royal Family. Took me out on the moors with a pair of antlers strapped to my head.
3. Driving out of London on the motorway I saw a poster of Gordon Brown in a posing pouch. First turn off on the M1.
4. I’ve had more interesting conversations with a lettuce. Last lettuce I talked to told me she’d once married a Sunday Sport reporter.
5. After lunch I always go and sleep under a bridge. Only place where I’m guaranteed not to hear Steve Wright in the afternoon.
6. God said to me “what’s wrong with Tony Blair, he refuses to return my calls”
2. I was invited to Balmoral to entertain the Royal Family. Took me out on the moors with a pair of antlers strapped to my head.
3. Driving out of London on the motorway I saw a poster of Gordon Brown in a posing pouch. First turn off on the M1.
4. I’ve had more interesting conversations with a lettuce. Last lettuce I talked to told me she’d once married a Sunday Sport reporter.
5. After lunch I always go and sleep under a bridge. Only place where I’m guaranteed not to hear Steve Wright in the afternoon.
6. God said to me “what’s wrong with Tony Blair, he refuses to return my calls”
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